40+ year old who simultaneously complains about
government and long list of failings yet relies on it completely for subsistence .
Will rage and go into complete denial if contradiction is pointed out. Typical conversations revolve around outdated pop-culture references that scream "Back In My
Day" to the more socially adept/current unfortunate listener.
Nathan: "Hey Duuuuuude, I'm gonna go home and
re-watch Wayne's
World on this Betamax player I got at Woolworth's when I was a kid. Wanna come ove maaaaanr?"
Unfortunate Listener: "Ummm no thanks... Mini
Boomer much? I have Netflix...." *Slowly Backs away*