Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian

She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob

by rpsychopath January 13, 2024

vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.

It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Blowjob

Ok ud, so I am a bisexual female and I personally think men are way more sexually entitled than women. Men because of outdated gender norms think we are obligated to suck their dicks without satisfying us in return. I personally don’t find blowjobs to be fun or pleasant, but you do you bestie!

Blowjob

by Purpstar615 December 28, 2023