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black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd
i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked
by nate big sexy September 5, 2008
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Black women

The most diverse, prettiest, underrated, and strongest group of women in the world. They usually look very young. Their skin color ranges from the dark black to white, even in Africa alone. Their hair texture ranges from kinky to curly to straight. Black women choose to straighten their hair because it is more manageable or they have been told by society that their natural hair is unprofessional. Now, most are choosing to wear their regal-like natural hair.
Their eyes range from dark brown to light brown to green and in rare cases in some tribes of Africa, blue. Their body size range from slender to fat. Their noses range from flat to slender, despite past Europeans' claims that all Africans have flat noses which is not true. Although they have been attacked both racially and as women, raped by whites, abandoned by their kids' father, and constantly brought down by the media's depiction of them as fat, loud, and ghetto, black women have remained strong and make up two-thirds of black college undergrads. They are highly sought after in West European countries yet undervalued in the Americas because of the stigma from slavery and covert racism in the media. They have been reminded that they are worthless as women because they are far different from white women. But when white or non-black women have black features, they are usually idolized. White women get lip injections, tans, and buttocks implants to have what this group already has.
Osama Bin Laden, although he was racist, told all his secrets to his black mistress, who warned whites. But they chose not to believe her until they found out it was true. This is an example of whites constantly underrating black women.

Black women are the greatest dancers.

White guy: Meagan Fox is so hot. She has those full lips.
Black guy: man most black women have those lips. Besides Fox is all fake. Try Meagan Good *show picture of Meagan good*.
White guy: That is sooo hot!

Affluent white German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki is engage to a hot black woman from Sweden
by uknoeme56032 January 19, 2012
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Black Magician Girl

A female Black Magician in Yugioh.
Called Dark Magician Girl in dub version.
Her attack is okay but her defense is mediocre.
by sommers October 29, 2004
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jacob black

Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.

This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.
Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.
by ecoli!inthespinach October 2, 2007
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black brick

Any of the several models of the ThinkPad laptop computer, manufactured first by IBM and later by Lenovo. So called because of its black color and simple rectilinear appearance. Regarded as efficient, reliable, sturdy for a laptop, and relatively economical. Ubiquitous in business.
My old Dell died, so I bought a basic black brick, a slightly used IBM T-41, and I'm happy with it. It's not hi-res, I wouldn't use it for anything fancy, like online gaming. But it works well with WiFi, it gets my work done quickly and smoothly with very little trouble, and it only cost me $500.
by Leslie Doppler Hammond January 28, 2008
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Black Breath

Noun-
A queef issued from the vagina of a corpse

Etymology-
The venomous breath exhaled by the Nazgûl in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy
Take caution should you wish to bomb a feminist convention: think of the poor coroners and the atmosphere of black breath that will be in the local morgue.
by A Fisting Hecatoncheires March 11, 2009
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blackadaisical

when you are a behind a black person who "lacks liveliness" or as some like to say... takes their sweet-ass time.

people who have no consideration for those surrounding them
Da'jon- i'm feeling a little blackadaisical now after my bucket at KFC. i dont think im going back to work now.

Ja'mall- yea it aint a shit! i had one of those days last week!
by kapapko April 9, 2010
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