bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015

Birdcock

A Birdcock is someone who is insecure about their nipple dick so they try and compensate by being a douche

Daniel is talking to my girl, that Birdcock mother fucker

by Nickel911 September 22, 2016

Bird Liquor

NOUN - Male ejaculate. Semen.

She jerked me off and I shot my bird liquor all over her sheets.

by J to the Edwards December 12, 2017

Birddog Challenge

A challenge where teams of 2 go against other teams of 2 to see who can drink a fifth of birddog whiskey they fastest.

Person 1: wanna be on my team this weekend for the birddog challenge?

Person 2: Sure, but it’s going to be impossible with Mike and Paxton on a team. They are a unstoppable power duo with supernatural drinking abilities

by Dis__nigga January 8, 2018

Bird

An individual who flocks to popular things. I.E Music, Style, etc.

That bird only listen to Cardi B

by hdub11 May 9, 2018

bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"

Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!

by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018

Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018