Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.

Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.

by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014

Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie

Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie

by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014

back to the futured

When your future son goes back in time on a dangerous journey to get you to fuck out of your loser self so you dont't give your would-be family a shitty life with a shitty loser father

"He back to the futured me,ya,i don't think i will be on facebook anymore."

by sharc September 13, 2014

Back Porch Weed

The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.

Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"

by Coughdropper November 11, 2015

Back Alley Kwan

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016

Backdoor blackout

A backdoor blackout is defined as an anal sex encounter with your partner followed by short term memory loss due to copious amounts of alcohol and or illicit street drugs.

Gregory: "Last night I had sex with my partner in the ass and dont remember. I was pretty high and intoxicated. Is there a name for that?
Joe:
"Duh man, its called a backdoor blackout.

by Shannon Toste October 8, 2016

back alley special

To get a blow job in a back alley

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world

by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017