No Child Left Behind

A program that was started by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Everyone blames Bush, but he enforced it while Clinton started it.

Person 1: Wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.
Person 2: Clinton started that, dumbshit.

by Hipponater October 6, 2006

behermoth

(bee-her-moth) word used to describe an extrmely fat ass mofo thats blubber is completly obstructing your path in the hall or ilse of some store that you must go to extreme legths to overcome or completly destroy.

that women is such a behermoth

Guy: "excuse me"
behermoth: *huff huff huff*
Guy: "excuse me mam"
behermoth: *huff huff huff*
Guy: "are you ok"
behermoth: *huff huff huff* (slowly begins to glide down isle)
guy: "OH MY GOD THERES A CART DOWN THERE, JESUS THATS THE BIGGEST BEHERMOTH I EVA SAW!!!!" (man screams into night)

by Aaron Adkins December 9, 2008

Behinderter Kuh

A German insult, translating to "Disabled/Handicapped Cow"

"Watch out where your going you behinderter kuh!"

by winxmemix December 21, 2018

Fan Behavior

Sophia

y/n: She’s commenting on my post and ion fw her
other: that’s some fan behavior right there

by Poofdoofoof January 17, 2021

Behemouth

A large lady, usually muscular as opposed to fat, who will take advantage of any man that happens to be in her bed.

Also known as a Mammoth.

"I got attacked by a Behemouth last night"

by Joe DC January 17, 2007

kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partner’s teeth during sexual climax. However, your partner would have braces on, this coining the term “kids behind bars”

“Hey Steve! What did you do with that lost 14 year old girl you found?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars.”

by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020

behemoth

A fat slut who likes asian kids with homo emo glasses.

The Behemoth's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Voice of Reason April 16, 2004