Cool beans

Cool beans is a term in which:
1) someones amazement is shown.
2) you can't be bothered to think of suitble adectives, so you say "cool beans" as a replacement.
3) the person shows taste in vocabulary.
4) you show that you, yourself, are cool.

Rupert: I just sold my car, quick quick!
You: wow! cool beans!

Jim: I grated a carrot today and cut my finger
You: *sigh* cool beans

Kevin: Do you know what "antidisestablishmentarianism" means!?
You: I "cool beans" to you, sir.

You: COOL BEANS!
Crowd: *shock and awe*

by Jmineh October 20, 2011

bennos

aussie slang for benefit money (welfare money)

Stevo hurt his feelings at work and now collects bennos cause hes a lazy fuck

by antonio negrito May 11, 2014

beanis

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011

beans

When a female has some has some big boobs that you cant resist grabbing or touching.

Your beans are popin

by H0NEY B@DGER August 21, 2011

mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

Beans in my jeans

When something mildly annoys you

We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.

by Eggroll Bandit July 13, 2018