Firing the Meme Beam

Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.

Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.

I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin February 2, 2015

hagrid's beard

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

by RMS132 November 5, 2015

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.

"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"

by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017

Eat your beard

To force someone to act against their will in a humiliating manner

I know you cheated me and when I find you I’m going to force you to eat your beard.

by WhiteKern January 9, 2019

gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

by El Jefé March 22, 2019

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020