(n) a stupid slutty bitch dude with muscles bigger than brains, who thinks he is the dominant sex but indeed is not.
Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the Alpha Malemug. by Eliasthefat74 August 1, 2024
Get the Generation alpha.mug. Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.
"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."
"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."
"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."
by penishehe69 August 27, 2023
Get the Lambda Chi Alphamug. As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?
Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024
Get the Alpha M.mug. by jmbwsr November 21, 2021
Get the Alphamug. level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug. Part of the Rizzly Tizzly's, a magnificent man. Truly an individual to look up to, aspire to be like, and become. I would glaze Joshua Alpha.
by Veipy December 31, 2024
Get the Joshua Alphamug.