brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

brain blasting

Stuffing the entire ball sack into the ass or vagina of another.

Me and my girl friend were brain blasting all night. My balls still smell like ass.

by theonetrueruler November 30, 2013

Brainer

brainer or brain boner is when something satisfies the mind in a way to the extent of giving a mental erection.

Jimmy: "hey Dave did you know that 69,000 + 420 = 69,420"
Dave: "Jimmy you just gave me a raging brainer with that one"

by Beekmaster21 November 24, 2019

burger brain

the stupfiied state that your brain experiences when you eat way too much burger

If you are in Ocean Beach San Diego and eat at Hodads, you most likely have burger brain. Also, if you find yourself doing strange things and acting socially bizarre post-burger, you may have burger brain.

by Meatball Girl April 4, 2011

soup brain

A stupid person, an idiot, someone who has no idea what is going on at any given time.

Person 1: She got lost on the trip, so clueless!
Person 2: she's a major idiot soup brain.

by Booklove2000 May 24, 2016

Crispy brain

The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain

Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain

"ha those smooth brained retards are totally unlike us crispy brained intellectuals"

by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019

i give brain

The definition of I give brain is another phrase if sucking dick

I give brain :Sarah- so honey what should we do tonight in bed

Jim- maybe you could give me some brain
Sarah: unbuckled jims pants whipped out his cock and sucked it like a blow pop

by Lil d.e.x January 28, 2018