Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 27, 2015

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015

fat biffer

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016

bar buffer

When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.

I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!

easy out wing man third wheel savior

by Helladays January 28, 2016

Le Biffed

To feel frustrated at the world.

man falls on ass "I'm a little Le Biffedright now."

by JohnAnimal March 6, 2016