battle ass

1. Battle ass is the resulting condition after eating college food (can also be any number of fast food restaurants, taco bell and krystal are the worst). Battle ass is similar to the shits, but not nearly as watery, it's more formed and usually goes away after one trip to the throne.

Damn b I ate those wraps in the chow hall for lunch and the ensueing battle ass is horid!

by Eric-GS3- May 17, 2005

batmunk

1) School hamburger meat. really nasty.

2) Slimy muddy, pond scum.

1) "Oh shit, was that a hamburger?"
"yep"
"oh shit i stepped in batmunk!"

2) "hey feel the bottom of the lake over here."
"Eww. it feels like batmunk!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

batmandate

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.

My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012

battle axe rampage

any music or movies influenced by the vikings

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Batmanington

batmanington is when a group of people gather dressed as batman and fight crime.....or get shot depending on the area.

hey dude you want to do some batmaningtoning later i hear its the shit these days

by Mr Batmanington October 17, 2012

App Battle

When two people whip out their smart phones and compare their recently downloaded apps in an attempt to determine which person has the coolest app. Usually done between someone owning an iPhone and an Android phone since there is a heated rivalry between the two mobile OSes. The only way an app battle ends is when one of the two participants battery runs out or the people around them get annoyed and leave.

Bro: "Hey check out this awesome new app i got yesterday. Only cost me 99 cents."

Me: "Not bad. Not bad. But i got this guy (officially the worlds coolest app) last week for free.

Bro: "Thats alright i guess. Look at this this one though! You shoot birds at these pig dudes"

Me: ಠ_ಠ

And thusly the app battle began

by J Angus December 16, 2011