crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.

Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)

by elisha lina October 7, 2007

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

bacon cookies

1. vaginal discharge, genital hemorrhaging, the pre-menstrual cycle
2. A delicious treat much like chocolate-chip cookies, but made with bacon

1. "wow, looks like that bitch has had herself a batch of bacon cookies this morning."
2. "mmm, I sure could go for some bacon cookies right now. stop looking at me like that, you wordcheating cunt/word

by Lester Nelson March 24, 2003

Bacon Neck

The collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon.

Ew, Did you see Ian Comptons Bacon Neck last night? I nearly puked

by weeweepeepee September 5, 2010

Bacon Waffle

Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.

"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"

"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."

by Haon11 August 30, 2011

Burnt Bacon

An idea that is bad or stupid

You and your ideas are so burnt bacon, i hate you

by Grande Rojo April 14, 2010

makin' that bacon

getting your undercarriage worked up so much that it starts to sizzle

Damn gurl, you been makin' that bacon for so long that it's about time to plate that shit up.

by donka-dewballs November 11, 2014