crispy bacon

A man ejaculates on a womans body, after jizzm has hardened she peals it off and then eats it.

Man me and frank were a little hungry last night so we made some crispy bacon if know what i mean ;)

by elisha lina October 7, 2007

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

bacon cookies

1. vaginal discharge, genital hemorrhaging, the pre-menstrual cycle
2. A delicious treat much like chocolate-chip cookies, but made with bacon

1. "wow, looks like that bitch has had herself a batch of bacon cookies this morning."
2. "mmm, I sure could go for some bacon cookies right now. stop looking at me like that, you wordcheating cunt/word

by Lester Nelson March 24, 2003

Bacon Neck

The collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon.

Ew, Did you see Ian Comptons Bacon Neck last night? I nearly puked

by weeweepeepee September 5, 2010

makin' that bacon

getting your undercarriage worked up so much that it starts to sizzle

Damn gurl, you been makin' that bacon for so long that it's about time to plate that shit up.

by donka-dewballs November 11, 2014

tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

bacon man

A Breakfast's Best Friend

Hi Bacon Man how you doing

by taco meat man January 8, 2016