army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain

Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.

by Not an army guy November 5, 2018

future army ranger

Someone that is not yet they are trying to be but there not

A future army ranger not yet and may not become one .

by Austin Guinean February 26, 2019

ARMY

A person that will always love and protect BTS from all bad things in the world

ARMYS need to love all BTS members.

by JIMIN'S WATERBOTTLE December 24, 2018

Army

People who will always Adore and protect their BTS from any costs

BTS: You can hate BTS, but you can never hate ARMYs
ARMYs: You can hate us, but you can never hate our boys

by Army <3 July 3, 2018

German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!

1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!

by Sadman101 September 28, 2018