Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017
A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.
Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.
Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.
Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
by Salty-San September 22, 2020
when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 07, 2013
The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.
by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 30, 2020
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by GEET March 04, 2014
The Walmart spark logo totally looks like an 8-bit anus. Like, if they showed you Donkey Kong's asshole in 1982, that's totally what it would have looked like. Just try to unsee it.
by Air Base Hooker January 21, 2022