Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.
by JaemX December 12, 2012
Get the Cyber Blumpkinmug. by GutCassidy February 4, 2025
Get the Rooftop Blumpkinmug. When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.
by Dys_vet October 22, 2024
Get the Praire Blumpkinmug. When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.
“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”
by Wooglas October 23, 2024
Get the Prairie blumpkinmug. A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
Get the Lithuanian Blumpkinmug. The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl April 23, 2018
Get the blumpkin blowbackmug. Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
Get the Salty Blumpkinmug.