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Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.
Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
by Kodak999 August 14, 2019
mugGet the Alabama noodlingmug.

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
mugGet the Noodle Fightmug.

noodle sticks

The food in the takeout bag didn't have any noodle sticks.
by Chadish November 29, 2016
mugGet the noodle sticksmug.

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.
Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.
by jrcdmc June 20, 2011
mugGet the Rahman Noodlemug.

plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate
My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night
by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017
mugGet the plate of noodlesmug.

cheesy noodle

When a girl leaves spit on a guys dick
Fuck man did you hear that Linda gave Jim a cheesy noodle.
by FxnRALf December 9, 2016
mugGet the cheesy noodlemug.

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