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Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.
Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.
by dick_dicky_dick March 11, 2020
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butt bum

It's a poor person (bum), that takes (scabs) the last bit off the cigarette (butt) with a tiny bit of tobacco left in it that people usually drop on the ground once they are done with it.
''Ah man, got to work for the rest of the week and i'm broke as hell, i might have to be a butt bum for the week''
by adam096 December 21, 2009
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Bum-comfortable

For men or women: When going out in public and not wanting to dress appropriately due to desiring comfort over style and not caring what anyone thinks -- dressing down in one's at-home comfy clothes. Not shaving, etc. Looking like you just woke up, a bum.
Hey, let's go out tonight? Ok! But I'm dressing Bum-comfortable, like it or not!
by Brandon Brando August 29, 2011
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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
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Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds
Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing
by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021
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Bubble bum

Other meth addicts that come around just to smoke your bubble but never have any drugs or money of thier own.
Hide your shit here comes another bubble bum.
by Phantasmaddiction November 1, 2015
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bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket
by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
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