I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

Perfect Zero

A number in any position that ends with zero. Most notably in the ones, tens, hundreds, and thousands.

The purpose of having a Perfect Zero/Perfect Zeroes is to make calculating numbers easier (think powers of ten, but most versatile. Plus, they look cooler).

Example of Perfect Zero: 1,896 to 1,890, 1,800, or 1,000/2,000.

Or, 123,456 to 120,000 and other derivatives.

by RDTurcios December 23, 2022

Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.

Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.

by Numerati September 29, 2024

Zero Tolerance

1. The greatest local rock band around in the state of Ohio and possibly the world damn world.

2. Guys who know how to play kick ass music and drink multiple shots of Jager.

3. The band that allows 99% of its fans to have a social life when they play gigs.

"Are you going to the Zero Tolerance show tonight?"

"Its been two weeks since Zero Tolerance played, when's the next gig?"

by LegendaryLed April 4, 2012

a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles

"Oh, that's just a person named zero"

by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025

Zero hoes

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs

Matt has like zero fucking hoes dog😤

A lack of hoes AKA having no bitchs
Zero hoes

by Simi_autistic March 1, 2024

Negative Zero

This is where it ends my friend. After all of the pain and suffering, you've survived. All the numbers, letters, shapes, and you made it. I'm so proud of you.

"Whats Negative Zero?"
"The end of all the pain"

by Ze LogieBogie September 26, 2023