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neo nazi zombie

Very similar to Nazi Zombies, except Neo Nazi Zombies are mostly talk and just think its cool to shave their heads and wear swastikas.
Kid 1: Dude, i stayed up all night killing Neo Nazi Zombies!
Kid 2: Really!?! are they better than regular Nazi Zombies?
Kid 1: No they just sat in a corner smoking ciggarettes.

Reverse Zombie

The sexual act executed during climax in which the male individual ejaculates on the female's posterior (after disengaging from the doggy-style position), and as the female assumes their sexual excursion has been completed and turns her head around to deliver verbal gratification, the male individual expectorates in the female's face. This is the opposite of the Zombie.

Word Of Warning.
Before executing this act, one must realise that the 'Reverse Zombie' can be sometimes misinterpreted as a sign of female subordination.
She got too used to the Zombie so I had to pull a Reverse Zombie to keep things spicy in the sac. Yeah, I did it for her.
Reverse Zombie by Revy D. Bishop September 3, 2006

Zombie sex

While having sex with a girl, before you ejaculate you pull your dick out and ejaculate into her eyes. While she is unable to see you, you put hand cuffs on her feet to restrict her movement, then run away. Her blind restrictive movements will resemble those of a zombie.
Dude 1: Dude last night I had zombie sex, she wasn't happy at all, I left her like that and walked out of her apartment.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.

Zombie Leveling System

The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
The rotten flesh zombie on fire, is about a level 20 on the Zombie Leveling System.

christmas zombie 

Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.

Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
christmas zombie by weirdnjfan1 December 30, 2006
Word of the Day on December 19, 2008
Obama voter
A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
Zombie by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011