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Why are you ironic 

You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are

why was you born 

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
why was you born by Hey birch December 8, 2020

why was you born? 

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.
why was you born? by Hey birch December 8, 2020

why do it keep doing that 

when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair
why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!

Why is there a gaint health bar in the sky 

what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day
Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! 

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.