what the fish

Alternative way to curse about someone or something; less crude and sounds way nicer.

Teacher: Now, students, since you've learnt what is a fish, let me tell you that you can also use 'fish' to replace any bad words that may come out from your mouth.
Student: REALLY?!! What the f-!
Teacher: (interrupts) Ah hah! Replace it with 'fish'.
Student: Aight. I mean what the fish. FIIIIISH! I gotta tell this to my bro!

by fish eater March 18, 2007

what the fuck

An expression of extreme anger, shock, or disgust. Especially applicable when you discover an unwanted person hiding under your bed for the sole purpose of scaring the crap out of you.

Jay: (Hiding under the bed) "Hi Lance."
Lance: "WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

by Alex T. B. April 09, 2008

what's doing

also what's doing?

A greeting - another way to say hello or what's up.

Joe: Hey Bob!
Bob: Hey Joe, what's doing!

by Jordija May 04, 2004

what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.

(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"

by Greg March 13, 2004

No matter what

A fanfic made by Atticus Aaron Jimenez, staring AltoJinx and Glory. (ps, its yaoi)

Atticus: read my fanfic "no matter what"
Everyone: *vomits*

by Haydenlimgo March 11, 2021

what cunt

WAHT CUNT! Self discriptive term that outlays ones feelings of hostility towards another.
Also used as a term of endearment.

Customer- Have you got any peanut butter in your shop, shop lady?
Shop lady- What cunt?

Man- hey i heard you called my girlfirend a slut
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- Nothing. Sorry
Man 2- WHAT CUNT!
Man- No seriously it was just a joke, she is a slut anyways, I hate that fucking slut.
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- I fucked your mum
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?

Its quite obvious that in this case here man 2 suffers from a common syndrome called whatcuntitis, which can be caused from over abuse of this term.

by Spideyman August 17, 2006

whats the dilly?

another term for "what's going on?" or "what's happening?"

hey, whats the dilly?, yo

by 86oldsmobuick February 24, 2010