waifunize

v. The process of turning basically anything or anyone into a anime-styled girl, a.k.a. waifu.

Nowadays everything can be waifunized, including the cells in your blood veins.

waifunize by PuriparaFlippers July 11, 2018

Waiting for Victor 

When you are in love with someone who barely thinks about you and will eventually forget about you. It is a reference to the Bret Easton Ellis novel The rules of attraction in which the character of Lauren is madly in love with Victor a boy she dated last year who is now in Europe. She is afraid to comtact him throughout the whole movie. The third act of the book he calls Lauren and it is revealed he was calling someone else and doesn't even remember Lauren.

Person 1: I just can't get him/her out of my mind.
Person 2: Dude it's never gonna happen. You're Waiting for Victor.

Waiting for Victor by generalofnerdia January 2, 2019

Waifu Blues 

It refers to those so obsessed with their lovers 2d nature they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it could be.

Those waifu blues nearly drove him to the brink of committing seppuku.

Waifu Blues by Kuroi January 10, 2019

waiteress 

Name you call your waiter/waitress when not knowing who is attending you.

James, how long you think it will take for our waiteress to serve us?

waiteress by Chuchy May 1, 2019

Wail on the snail

The act of female masturbation.

She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.

Wail on the snail by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

waitakere colllege 

A terrible school, that is poor and does not care about hockey.

Waitakere colllege is shit.

waitakere colllege by Snowflake flower May 30, 2019

Waiting for the rats to eat it 

Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.

-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.

Waiting for the rats to eat it by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019