Hoe Watching

A term used to describe a person who overly concerned about how many bitches an individual gets.
Aaron: You get no bitches.
Raymond: Shut up nigga why you hoe watching.
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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is the fbi watching

THEY ARE HERE
HELP
IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE

THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP
by dsgfawregvdf December 18, 2023
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watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.
Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!
by Florisgrad June 26, 2025
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restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.
"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."
by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018
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watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM

A YouTube video showing that Takeoff faked his death.
I watched watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM and i am in disbelief Takeoff faked his death.
by Kenev January 5, 2024
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Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.
Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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