Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

washing machine day

The entirety of womans history month

Guy 1:dude its washing machine day

Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month

by Ghos7killer567 March 17, 2020

As Skies Wash Ashore

A band born of Newville, PA consisting of some kids from Big Spring High School playing hardcore metal and playing such venues as The Champion Ship and The Boondocks Club. They formed, with their current lineup, in 2009. They were formerly known as Running Paralyzed.

Boy-"Are you going to see As Skies Wash Ashore?"
Girl-"Yeah, I wanna bang the drummer..."

by onthewayside May 7, 2010

wash my onion

to have sex and blow inside

hey G***F ..come wash my onion

by g w a April 29, 2008

wash 'n curl

A shampoo that SUPPOSEDLY turns your hair curly after you use it. Note how they put "curling agents" in quotation marks....

gullible person: Hey, I just bought wash 'n curl!
cynical person: Hope you don't wake up bald tomorrow...

by yeah, whatever, do you really need to know? April 22, 2008

Quarter Car Wash

Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.

Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!

by Firey Crotch of Justice December 27, 2011

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017