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Olympia, Washington

There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the high traffic, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Olympia, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.

The majority of people that live in Olympia are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.

In general, an Olympia person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.

However, there are some respectable people in Olympia of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I left Olympia:

Olympia chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!

Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.

Olympia chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!

Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.

*I walk away shaking my head*

Olympia chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.

*I continue walking* Damn....I'm leaving Olympia, Washington and going back to Longview, Washington.
by Realizt May 14, 2011
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Washington Churro

The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.

The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
by RobJeremy May 20, 2016
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BTW (Booker T. Washinton Magnet High School)

The best Arts school in the Monrgomery area. Needs to continue being that. And all yall Brewtech adn LAMP folks need to stop hating.
by Dreamer May 17, 2003
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George Washington

When an old woman with a massive white bush powders the balls of a man and they happen upon reverse cowgirl.mmm
While penetration is taking place one may look down and see George Washington's face.
Dude your Grandma totally gave me a George Washington last night.
by rockinGRANNIE$ August 21, 2010
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Wasting away

When someone who is soo fat is just standing there eating food...
"hey! look at skinny (sarcastic) over there wasting away.."
by clive smith June 4, 2005
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Pull a George Washington

1) Casually slip out of social engagements, in such a way that one's host does not even notice.

2) Casually loiter near the head of the buffet line, waiting for the signal for guests to begin serving themselves, in order to be able to be the first to eat (derived from (1): the better to be able to slip away quickly.)
I don't want to visit my parent's friend's anniversary party. Want to pull a George Washington?
by G Walker February 4, 2010
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New Washington Indiana

Small shitty city in the state of Indiana. About forty mins from The Colgate Clock. Main attractions are the crack, weed, and drama addicts. Although the population is a woping 49 you can find a wide variety of drug dealers, drop outs, drunks, sluts, jacked up cars, corn, knobs, fatt asses, and fake whores. You may find a total of 3 decent looking girls in the general area.. But hey, beauty is in the eye of the BEER-holder.. Personally this is not a place to find a dime (Unless you are wanting a dime sack.) No matter how far away their houses are everybody will know your life story & talk shit about it, while being sweet to your face. It is typical by the age of 13 to have already dated everyone of the opposite sex so that explains the logic behind why the males turn gay at the college age. Along with the many many farms you can find here all 49 of the people look like their own different species of animals. EVERBODY follows the big boy; a shitty pott head that looks like a mouse, and not just any mouse... But mickey mouse. While in this city always use the buddy system, even for the most personal task; it's like the code of arms. If you haven't got the gist by now, this town is prob the shittiest place on earth, besides Japan they are in serious bad shape right now.. But I woulndt stop in the good ole NW even if it were to take a quick piss.
by kaylaistoocoolforschool April 4, 2011
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