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hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.
Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker
by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014
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Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation
by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021
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wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.
that William Hackett is such a wanker
by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019
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Wanker

When you grabbed your penis and start beating it
Your a wanker
by Fidget Spinners Are Fay October 14, 2017
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wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act
by Poshkan February 20, 2024
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Wankering

Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:

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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.

Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.

Not to be confused with:

“Wanking” (standard British usage)

“Wanker” (a jerk)

“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)

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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.

Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
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Wanker

1. typically used as an insult
2. used when someone who usually wanks and knows that you know that they masturbate; Calling names
3. typically used by an Australian
Oi wanker, wtf are you up to?
by Oh_nyet June 1, 2022
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