Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

raw waffle

When a waffle is eaten fresh out of the freezer.

I was in such a rush this morning I couldn't cook, so I just grabbed a raw waffle.

by The 7 of 7 November 2, 2018

Medium waffle

A Medium waffle is unknown to those of low IQ . Thou shalt watch Rick and Morty to obtain maximum IQ thus giving the answers to MEDIUM WAFFLE

Waiter: BIG waffle or SMALL waffle?

SAVAGEREALM: i'll take a MEDIUM WAFFLE.
Waiter: woah

by MEDIUMWAFFLE?? April 21, 2018

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017

sticky waffles

the waffle is a vagina and sticky is cum. sticky waffle is a man cumming in a woman's vagina

last night i got mixed up in her sticky waffles

by wyatternst February 15, 2018

waffle dog

Hot dog on a skewer cooked in waffle batter. Similar to a corndog but has waffle instead of cornbread. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk

The kids went bonkers when they learned they could put chocolate and syrup on their waffle dog!

by Lil Pepper Pants March 5, 2020