waffle dog

Hot dog on a skewer cooked in waffle batter. Similar to a corndog but has waffle instead of cornbread. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
The kids went bonkers when they learned they could put chocolate and syrup on their waffle dog!
by Lil Pepper Pants March 05, 2020
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Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig
by Discomation October 31, 2017
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Glazed Waffle

When a guy cums on a partner's ass and proceeds to spread it on the cheeks around the booty hole. Then you lie down on their ass with your abs.
Brad: YOOOOO I finally glazed waffles her bro!
Chad: NO WAY BRO NICE!
by Peachy Phoenix June 11, 2022
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Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.
Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.
by Pweefweeherman August 01, 2016
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waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
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Elvis waffle

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.
You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.
by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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