Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.

Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"

by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017

Swearing Virginity

The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.

F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!

by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017

Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016

vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

by D1388 October 6, 2016

bathroom virgin

When you haven't had sex in a bathroom

'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'

by theawesomewd August 19, 2016

Monthly virginity

When you haven’t had sexual intercourse over a month and you’re trying to keep that goal alive in order to feel content that you are truly not a virgin anymore.

Damn! He’s cute but I want to keep my monthly virginity!

by Rikku59 May 4, 2018

muddy virgin

A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin

Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?

Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin

by Yachtboy2016 January 19, 2020