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Waistband virgin

Someone who has never worn a belt
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Ban Virgin

A ban virgin is a chatroom moderator that has never banned anyone from a chatroom. The reasons may include the following:
Scared that he/she may lose their power due to banning
Believes in NOT abusing powers
Enjoys the trolling
Doesn't give a shit
Actually uses the block feature
or just doesn't know how to ban people
Moderator1: hey guys!
lameguest: FUCKK YOUUUUUUUU
lameguest: I BEEE TROLLLLINNNNNNNNNN
lameguest: IM SOOO HORNYYYYYY
Moderator2: hey mod1 you ready to lose your ban virginity?
lameguest: HAHAHAHAAHAHA BANN MEE I DARE YOU!!
Moderator1: -__-
by mondorondo October 7, 2010
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Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.
Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"
by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017
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Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...
Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...
by Dj Met June 6, 2017
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Throat virginity

Blood coming from the mouth after giving deep throat. Also comes after long oral sex sessions that involves thrust into the throat.
My throat virginity was taken after giving my boyfriend oral sex.
by XKingofhearts81 January 24, 2020
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The Virginity Stealer

His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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