twitter litter

1: Needless information shared via twitter. Usually disgusting
2: One's twitter followers. Like a litter of cats

1: Urb@dict: tweeting form my toilet. Mexican food is killer
2: She's following 100 people, but her twitter litter's as empty as the movie theatre when Nine came out

by Ellagetsa5again March 7, 2010

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Twitter

The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter

I'd lick her twitter.

by tomkak99 October 23, 2010

Twitterace

1. Different genders, ethnicities or people in general who use Twitter.
A. Females who Twitter are Twats.
B. Males that Twitter are Twits
C. People who obsess over one specific individuals Tweets are Twalkers.
D. Twits or Twats that Tweet when their on the pot are just plain gross. TMFI, Do Not Want.

I find myself on Urbandictionary and I do not fit under any category of the Twitterace. This I am thankful for.

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 30, 2011

Twistery

Meaning the twisting of words in such a way to make the original speaker of words seem like they gave the twister a compliment when in fact it was untrue.

Thats just Word Twistery.

by Boxerini June 2, 2011

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

twitter-typo

in re: Anthony Weiner

A life altering - possibly career destroying - mistake in judgement

That writing job I turned down at Groupon is turning out to be quite the twitter-typo.

by tjbf55 December 3, 2011