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turky slap

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.
Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay
by I love meat! July 18, 2006
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turking

Working on data entry tasks and surveys on Amazon mTurk, often for third world level pay.
I was turking for 5 hours last night, I made 50 cents and bought me a can of soda!
by pimpshosandtricks March 17, 2019
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Turkey Sandwich

Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101
Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!
by urbanspan December 3, 2010
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Turkish Buddies

When two people reunite at a turkish restaurant, and after that they start to be even closer amazing friends, afterward they make chocolate at a factory, chinese fire drilling, night swimming, and prank calling.
Holy Monkey! Melanie and Yasmin totally unexpectedly met at the Turkish restaurant, and now they are Turkish Buddies
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Turkos

Post-Thanksgiving tacos made with turkey. The small version of that would be turkeytos.
"What should we make with the turkey leftovers?" "I know, let's make some turkos!"
by kwebekwe December 18, 2009
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turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request
There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.
by Gnomeoawaits November 8, 2017
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Turkey

The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.

It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
by depressed_bin_chicken123 November 29, 2020
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