turtle face

Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.

Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"

Turtle face: "Bizarro!"

Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"

by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005

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awkward turtle

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008

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Turtle Juice

that "throwing up in your mouth" shit.

Dude I just turtle juiced and it left such a nasty taste.

by lawl32 March 26, 2011

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turtleh

semi - g0d

i r fkn l337

by turtleh August 18, 2003

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Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.

"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"

by R. Trelford March 8, 2004

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