toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010

toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

toid

A name given to a jackass from new york who cant say the words like "thirty" and say it whith a stupidass accent like "toidy".

"Hey that dumbass said toidy-toid street is there even such a street?

by Cockmasterkung February 10, 2010

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

toiletous

To be grimey, or to smell bad.

That bitch is toiletous.

by OMGZZZKELLY November 13, 2005

toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern is a toileteer.

by Toilet and Proud December 12, 2008