The act of swinging your manly junk back and forth, this resembling the wagging tail of a dog. Except, you know, in the front.
Dude I just got out of the shower and spent about thirty seconds Front Dogging the shit out of my roommates.
by frontdogger October 23, 2013
a person who has worked on a trails maintenance crew, usually in the backcountry in a National Forest or Park, for at least seven seasons.
Dude, there were a bunch of trail dogs at the bar last night, drinking, getting loud and acting like savages, the Park ought to keep them locked up!
by Ba1znshaft December 15, 2010
(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful
Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.
by Sczechuan Stan February 04, 2018
by jimmycrimp February 04, 2010
In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).
by Church of Dog November 14, 2018
A person who has a fairly large penis.
by Ulanbaataar123 September 13, 2009
by Thankyou, I don't not care October 20, 2020