Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
Hym "SELF-PRESERVATION! FAT-COCK LOVER SELF-PRESERVATION! The religion is bad! You're a bigot!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.
by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020
by Gunas Maliko November 28, 2007
The Great Grandie Reward System is a highly effective and fun behavior management tool designed to encourage positive behavior in children, teens, and even adults. This unique system revolves around the concept of "Grandies" - small, colorful tokens that are earned by individuals when they exhibit positive actions and behaviors.
With The Great Grandie Reward System, individuals set specific goals and objectives, and every time they demonstrate positive behavior, they earn Grandies. These tokens are then placed in the "Grandie Goal Jar," a personalized container that serves as a visual representation of progress and achievement.
As the jar fills up with Grandies, individuals are motivated to continue their positive actions and strive for their desired rewards. The system also features the lovable character "Pandie," a charismatic red panda, introduced in the companion book titled "The Great Grandie."
The Great Grandie Reward System creates a nurturing and supportive environment that fosters self-discipline, responsibility, and self-esteem. It empowers individuals to take charge of their own behavior while promoting a sense of accomplishment and personal growth.
This innovative system is suitable for families, educators, and anyone seeking to create a positive and engaging environment to reinforce good habits and cultivate a culture of encouragement and positivity.
With The Great Grandie Reward System, individuals set specific goals and objectives, and every time they demonstrate positive behavior, they earn Grandies. These tokens are then placed in the "Grandie Goal Jar," a personalized container that serves as a visual representation of progress and achievement.
As the jar fills up with Grandies, individuals are motivated to continue their positive actions and strive for their desired rewards. The system also features the lovable character "Pandie," a charismatic red panda, introduced in the companion book titled "The Great Grandie."
The Great Grandie Reward System creates a nurturing and supportive environment that fosters self-discipline, responsibility, and self-esteem. It empowers individuals to take charge of their own behavior while promoting a sense of accomplishment and personal growth.
This innovative system is suitable for families, educators, and anyone seeking to create a positive and engaging environment to reinforce good habits and cultivate a culture of encouragement and positivity.
"Since implementing The Great Grandie Reward System in our household, my kids have become more motivated and responsible, earning Grandies for their positive actions and achieving their goals with enthusiasm."
by GRANDIE August 06, 2023
A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
by Talia S. January 05, 2021