get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate

Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.

by mr_kurry March 17, 2010

Chiefin Shirt Meaning

To take charge; Shot-Caller; Pimp; Being a boss

Chris Brown chiefed on Rihana.
Obama is the chief of the government
Bill Gates is the chief of Microsoft.
Bee-otches like it when guys chief on them.
The Chiefin Shirt Meaning gets bitches.

by LivinIlluminatiLife February 4, 2013

closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Trash shirt

Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.

"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?

"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".

And/or

"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2010

macchiato-shirt

an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"

Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf

Peter: Ok then

by quantuman April 16, 2010

Shirt Lifter

Another term for a Homosexual.

Have you heard? Philip Schofield is a raging Shirt Lifter.

by Cram2302 March 23, 2021

T-shirt Hoe

A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.

"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."

by anonymous December 1, 2020