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Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
mugGet the Grease Hornmug.

Horn-Dog

Someone who doesn’t care about friendships and dates their friends love interest because they’re horny.
I can’t believe Pablo talked to the girl you liked even though you told him not to, he’s such a Horn-Dog.
by Cheech LLC February 6, 2020
mugGet the Horn-Dogmug.

the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink
“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”
by Lpnigga February 7, 2018
mugGet the the hook’em hornsmug.

The Horn Dog Drill

A Football Drill or game that involves three players huddling together into a circle, pulling out their dicks, rubbing it on the turf grass, and tries to cum on a Football. The person who cums on the football last has to run up and down the field with the football with cum on it up their ass.
Last week My football coach made me and two teammates do The Horn Dog Drill.
by Mr. Dinklenut April 27, 2025
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to horn on

"bro, she's totally horning on you!"
"i think i'm about to horn on max idk tho ahaha"
by ur mom or smth May 28, 2020
mugGet the to horn onmug.

Horn

“Ok, have you seen my horn?! I’m sure it was on the counter a second ago”.
by Pas. Art216 November 6, 2022
mugGet the Hornmug.

on the horns of a dilemma

facing a choice between two equally undesirable alternatives
The lion was on the horns of a dilemma, deciding what he should do in such a risky situation.
mugGet the on the horns of a dilemmamug.

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