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phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013
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Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.
This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!
by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023
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Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.
by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022
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Phantom income

Income you have to claim on your tax return which is taxable but you actually never received cash for.
Congratulations on your new company car but if you use it for personal purposes, you have to worry about phantom income.
by giantfan1 October 11, 2012
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Ciel astre phantom

Assassin and princess of the phantom corp mafia. Daughter of lord henryk and fiance to prince Jay and princess carmana.The puppy dog of the estate. Has a rather large feline christened midnight and her whereabouts are unknown at this time. Past owner of the Dice culteration and the winner of many Grand Prix horse competitions.
Ciel astre phantom is the scariest assassin we know
by Molly wanna cracker January 23, 2024
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Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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Phantom Fever Dream

It's a fever dream without a fever dream. It's when you wake up sweating and everything but you didn't have a dream, although you could've sworn you just had a fever dream.
Guy 1: "Yeah but I'm sick and I woke up at 1AM today."
Guy 2: "Did you have a fever dream?"
Guy 1: "No, but I had a Phantom Fever Dream."
by oliverreal November 22, 2023
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