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Cancer

Child:Jake paul is cool! Docter: It seems your son contracted cancer
by AntiJakePauler June 30, 2020
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Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.
1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!
by TheO0032 April 15, 2019
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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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Cancer

The thing you get when you go on youtube's trending page.
I just got Cancer from that.
by Duskion December 11, 2018
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Cancer

Random man with common sense: The most cancerous things in life are """"trends"""" that'll either annoy the crap outta you or kill you to death with 12-years-old boys.
by Volunteer 328 May 27, 2018
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Cancer-lesbian

VULGAR SLANG

A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;

Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;

Cancer Survivor.

(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).
Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"

Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.
by madcnt666 December 6, 2019
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Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny
My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person
by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024
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