Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.

Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.

by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020

blocked call

An Incoming call is blocked for a specified number

I don't waste time in making blocked calls.

by imTez April 14, 2017

to call martha

<i>etymology</i> From the 2016 film <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>

<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.

See also: Martha

The fanboys' DC vs Marvel debate was about to blow up, I had to call Martha!

by sir kiko May 29, 2016

Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015

Rat calling

Guagaugagugaugaugugagagagauguggagaggugugagag

Me love rat calling

Rat calling :

*being cat called *so u rat call back

“GagauggiguagauaguigaiagugugagagagGAgauagauGugA”

by MeRePa September 2, 2022

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

Pi Call

When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.

What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?

by Fasters March 23, 2023