Heatness

Heatness is a plural of heat expressing the amount of heat excreted by something such as an object or living thing.

"Wtf is heatness?" - My Earth Science Teacher

by AFW:LSKBRJwpoefkn/lgbrlwpoejan December 14, 2021

Heated Driveway

I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.

I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.

by PhantomWiZard April 15, 2025

Those Heat Visions were G

A kamlachoda instagram Bio used by people who have no clue what things mean in english and think using a random assortment of words make them look knowledgeable.

What the fuck does those heat visions were G even mean?

by eshayatraizz July 11, 2021

White Heat

The warm flakes from a Krispie Kreme donut that melt into your hands.

Bro, did you just jerk off? What’s the white stuff all over your hand?
Nah man - that’s just some white heat. Ate a whole box of fresh Krispie Kreme donuts last night in bed. That’s why my trash can is full of tissues… to clean up the white heat.

by Gazpacho Tomás December 31, 2022

Heated dump

When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.

John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.

by JrDips December 25, 2023

Heat Rock

A phrase used to describe a piece of media or content or thing that is good.

“ did you fellas see that new episode of Seinfeld?”

“ you bet I did , slick. It was a real heat rock”

by Joshy jo July 28, 2021

Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.

"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."

by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021