texas mitten

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

by matt rich June 21, 2006

texas side sip

technique used to drink from a large moonshine-style jug whereas the consumer puts their pointer finger through the small jug handle, rests the jug on the outside of the same upper arm and lifts elbow to pour liquid into mouth from the jug.

The drinking vessel was too awkward to hold conventionally so I decided to use the texas side sip.

by gsodthecluck July 22, 2009

Harlingen, Texas

The shithole of the Rio Grande Valley. The most boring, depressing place in Texas, maybe in the whole United States. The most exciting thing to do down here is smoke weed. That's how boring it is. Not only that, the town is filthy and there's no good looking girls..... unless 250 pounds, tattoos and body piercings is what you want in a chick.

"Where you going for the weekend?"

I'm going to Harlingen, Texas.

Cool, what are you gonna do down there?

Go watch the Cardinals play? Fuck.....i don't know. Save me!

by Will Y. December 6, 2012

texas rope tug

The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.

"Hey Suzie, can i give you a texas rope tug?''

by elypto August 11, 2008

Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.

I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.

by Micro67 May 9, 2010

Texas Horseshoe

When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.

Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.

If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.

Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.

by Texas Horseshoe May 25, 2010

Texas Death Penalty

Filling your bowl up with Hash and White widdow while using Tea bong water.

Jimmy and Daniel Went to mars after smoking that Texas Death Penalty.

by danshajim March 20, 2011