tuck it up your tail

A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.

Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018

tailgate

the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.

"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".

"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".

"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".

"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!

by pbates May 2, 2008

pig tail

The curly antenna on the back of a car that marks an undercover cop car.

Dude: Yo, Five Oh!
Friend: Where?
Dude: Ahead on the left, see the pig tail?

by Miimz0rz December 29, 2008

tail end

the tail end is the air that comes out of ones ass after they have just revieved anal sex from another individual.

"damn your tail end smells horrible, Quinn must have gone harder today."

by Jesus Hernandez September 8, 2004

tailpipe

To finger someone in the butthole with your big toe

To insert your big toe into someone's anus

Hey!...Colin Ima tailpipe you boy...in the butthole.

by Badass motherfucker colin cock November 19, 2011

Cat tail

A cat tail is a piece of dookie that has fallen just right so that it lands sticking straight up out of the toilet bowl water.

Joe: Oh man, that burger I ate last night plopped down like a big cat tail this morning!

Kate: Ew, gross!

by vanevery May 18, 2010