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sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020
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Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu
by Hexyglam September 1, 2013
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table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab
While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.
by EmpySee September 26, 2013
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pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
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Pure Table

The most Nasty, Raunchy, Disgusting thing in your life.
Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
by Senior Nasty Hoe February 18, 2012
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Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011
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Lonely Table

When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her
by swagsurfing March 19, 2011
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