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thomas jefferson

The guy on the nickel
The guy who "wrote" the Declaration of Independence (he only put words on paper)
The 3rd president of the US
The guy that had an affair with Sally Hemmings
The guy who was "best buddies" with John Adams, but then had disagreements with him about political issues, causing them to split apart and not talk to each other for 12 years.
The guy who died exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (7/4/1826), same day as John Adams (coincidence much?)
TJ gave Napoleon money to fund his war against Europe.
by squee1 September 13, 2005
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thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.
by \m/(>.<)\m/ October 27, 2008
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thomas triple play

When you're having a threesome, but one girl is on her period so she blows you instead
Woah man, just came back from a Thomas Triple Play
by UK2K15WGII4thFloor November 14, 2015
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Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄
You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”
by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020
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thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those
by mista biggs March 27, 2011
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Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet August 3, 2012
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thomas the dank

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016
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