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System

A system is a group of people who live in one body due to childhood trauma. They may have DID, OSDD, or DDNOS. When the child was young, repeated, and/or severe trauma happened to them. The brain created alters to protect the child.
The host is what you would call the person who inhabits the body the most, they may be the one who experienced the childhood trauma.

Remember that DID was once called MPD, but it is considered very outdated to call DID MPD now. Alters are not personalities, they are actual people.
OSDD, DID and DDNOS systems are very valid.
by xx-Systematic-Chaos-xx June 28, 2021
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immeme system

Memes are a virus. If they do not constantly change, they will not receive the lols, rofls, and lmaos. They will not be passed along.

The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.
MAN 1: "Aw, I have been laughing nonstop. I think my HIV/AIDs is affecting my immeme system."
MAN 2: "You might have to become a crocodile."
*man 1 shoots man 2. His immeme system is still comprised*
by RealNossis April 20, 2018
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reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior
Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.
by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016
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Cat Distribution System

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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chaotic..system

chaotic..system is amazing but stinky
“hey did u know chaotic..system is amazing?”
“ye but they also stink”
“o”
by CyrilPee September 22, 2021
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The den system

The den system is a system well known on Quotev.com. They’re widely hated for their toxic victim complex, predatory behaviors, and overall disrespect for the people around them. Sakura is the main one who gets slandered, however her sysmates Quackity, Cole, and Pearl get quite a bit of slander as well. The whole system is problematic White trash with mediocre looks and disgusting behavior.
“I hate the den system.”
I agree.”
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