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Mario

Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!
I wish I still have Mario with me.
by don'tcry June 7, 2021
mugGet the Mariomug.

Mario karted

When your winning the whole way through them on the final stretch you get bombarded and lose
Person 1"I was winning the whole way through then i got Mario karted"

Person 2"l"
by BDGrat April 16, 2022
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mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost
by YERT42069 October 17, 2019
mugGet the mario kart champmug.

Mario Kart'd

I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.
by NomNixx February 11, 2022
mugGet the Mario Kart'dmug.

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.
person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi
by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022
mugGet the mario kartmug.

cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022
mugGet the cat mariomug.

Mario in Unreal

Mario in Unreal is when a little pudding eating, piss drinking, outtie belly button loser with no eyes slaps a mario 64 model or worse, a high quality fan model, into a prefabbed unity forest with realistic animals, so already really un-fitting, and goes "wow guys me mario fun fumario maririio fan nn game is like so0000uuuu realisteedc!!!!!1111"

Now look, I have nothing against unreal users, besides the fact that their eyes are missing from their skull, but if you're gonna make a "realistic looking" ""game"", make sure you use models that go with each other.

Mario is a FUCKING CARTOON CHARACTER, in a world of OTHER CARTOON CHARACTERS. He doesn't belong in the real world. Now, a lot of people argue with this, saying shit like "But, Nintendo did this, back in mario odyssey, so u is da point ofj fkjos oinvalid!" but here's the thing, all the humans (new donkers) are loosely based off of pauline's model, who in earlier games, looked very cartoony even next to mario. In the newer games, this is less prevalent, but still, my point stands. Not only that, the lighting in new donk city still matches with the rest of the game.

Mario, in all honesty, does NOT belong in the unreal engine.
oooh mommy look, I made mario but real! he in da mario in unreal guy!

your father and I are getting a divorce
by iminhellplshelpahhh February 2, 2025
mugGet the Mario in Unrealmug.

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