fanum tax

When you are a big black man that taxes one percent of your food whenever a meal is present in the house

Kai Cenat got fanum taxed out of his chicken

by Moxxy_p November 7, 2023

Tax

The legal way that government steal money.

Hands up! This is a legal robbery, pay me your tax.

by jJukes February 2, 2021

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Abylay Tax

When a fat nigga apple pie taxes ur shit

Yo fatbylay to abylay tax my shit nigga

by bigsteppers123 November 21, 2023

Maddie tax

When a wasteman travels the other side of the city to see his girl and stops seeing his boys and spends all his money on her just for her to leave him

Archie got Maddie taxed by his girl he spent £500 to see her for the weekend

by Ted’s left nut May 12, 2025

Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes

“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti

by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022

Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer

Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything

by anonymous May 30, 2023