sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet

Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!

by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019

Clyde's tail

A person who is usually and or affected by name calling and teasing. They are often unusable people and mostly on the low side of the popularity bar.

They often don't get bullied or anything related.

Basically a minor bullied victim.

Kid: *Does weird thing*
Other kid: "Look at that kid! He's a Clyde's tail!"

by Svifias February 24, 2019

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019

Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021

Keep your tailgate up

Uncommon phrase for "keep your pants pulled up" or "don't puff too loudly".

"See you tonight! Keep your tailgate up!"

by ChynaJoe May 26, 2021

Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021